FudgeTheDog

I should probably be doing other things right now... but I'm not, and I felt like torturing my characters so I found this.
I'm sure I'll regret this by the end. I already am. Hahaha... ha... hhhhhh

1. What are your names?
"Corliss Thomas McClintock. Pleased to meet you." *wink and a charming grin*

2. Do you know why you were named that?
"Probably because it's a name that will look particularly good on a golden plaque beneath my glorious statue which will be erected by my swooning subjects when I come to one day save the world in a bout of heroism from some dastardly force of purest evil."

3. What are you? 
"A God. A ravishing, golden God. Who else could possibly look this good?"

4. What's your gender?
"A circle with an arrow pointing North East. Don't ask me what it means, but I've always assumed it to be my sexual compass and that if I were to walk far enough in that direction I'll eventually find a metropolis of steaming hot women."

5. How old are you?
"Twenty one. I know, I know- I still have the face of a baby, but one with strikingly sharp cheekbones and the most fashionable facial hair, I think you'll agree."

6. What do you think your life expectancy is?
"Well, seeing as I've nearly died five times in the past week, that number is gradually falling even as I speak. I would like to think that I would at least live to become a dashingly handsome elderly womaniser but, facing the facts, I honestly doubt that I'll live to see next week."

7. What's your height?
"Tall enough to look down into your astonishing eyes."

8. What's your eye colour?
"A very pale blue; I've been told that they resemble chips of ice, though I like to think that they're a little warmer than others say."

9. How about hair colour?
"A resplendent blonde mane, lustrous, flowing, truly magnificent! Were I to pull out a single strand, I bet I could sell it off as pure gold."

10. Do you think you're attractive?
"Do you really have to ask?"

11. Do you have any features that you want to get rid of, if you could?
"Pff, I'm living perfection, love. Although... I admit that I would rather have the use of my right eye. I was born blind in it, you see, and it's a milky white which can prove disturbing to some of my bedtime playmates..."

12. How would you introduce yourself? If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you?
"I would sail through the golden gates of my resplendent palace on the back of a stunning stallion dressed in streams of rich fabric and jewels. Guards in gleaming armour would stand to attention, a parade would be thrown, naked women would throw their upper halves over the balconies and men would weep and fall before me declaring their undying love. I, as a true nobleman, would utter them my eternal gratitude. Even the birds would sing for my arrival. I need not declare my name, for every subject in the kingdom knows of my magnificence. I- what do you mean not everyone knows my name? Well they're just simple-minded peasants!"

13. Have any abilities or powers?
"I like to think I have the power of ineludible charm. I have yet to meet a single man or women who is able to escape my enthralling nature."

14. Stop being a Mary-sue!
"A Mary-who? Ohh, one of those 'perfect characters'. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but perfection is simply in my nature!"

15. What do you usually wear?
"The height of fashion."

16. Do you ever walk around naked? 
"Admit it- you would be sorely disappointed if I didn't. I would hate to deprive my many admirers of this fine specimen of a man."

17. Ever cross-dressed before?
"...I-I... uh... *clears throat* ...Next question?"

18. What do you wear to bed?
"Armfuls of naked women. Men, on occasion."

19. What's in your pockets right now?
*rummages through them* "Hm, let's see... ah... one silver coin, a few coppers... a lover's locket... two other lockets of separate lovers... a pair of broken glasses... a threatening note alluding to my imminent and torturous death... WAIT, WHAT?"

20. To what social class do you belong? 
"Nobility. Aspiring ruler of the kingdom... I mean, I'm almost a Lord..."

21. What is your job?
"Who needs a job when your father's rich?"

22. What is your lifelong dream?
"...Alright, don't tell anyone, but... I've always wanted to learn how to cook curry. I mean, you'd think it's easy, but for a person who's never cooked a thing for himself in his entire life it's an incredibly daunting task."

23. What is your worst nightmare?
"Well, I used to have this recurring nightmare about this bald squirrel thing that wore human clothes, and it always appeared in the bath or above my wardrobe and it would just sit there and stare at me with these beady red eyes-
...Oh, you meant... ah, right, forget what I just said. Let me start again. My worst nightmare would probably be... well... I don't... I don't like being alone, I guess. I would hate for everyone to just forget that I was there. Like I was a ghost. Like I had never even existed..."

24. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
"Pah, I'm like an open book. Why would I feel the need to hide my thoughts from others? Nothing troubles me, everything's dandy. This is my true self: confident, happy, charming, handsome. Why should I be hiding anything? I'm fine. Absolutely fine... *long, awkward silence ensues* H-hey, could we, ah, change the subject now?"

25. What's one thing you like and one thing you dislike about your personality?
"I like my sense of perfection, I dislike having any kind of fleeting doubt about my perfection."

26. What do you do on a regular basis?
"Eat, sleep, work out regularly... at night... with some women and wine..."

27. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"I have this game that I like to play: how many men and women can I woo into my bed each day. Gambling is also a delightful hobby of mine... I'm not the best at it, I admit, and I'm building up quite a debt..."

28. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
"Goats. Boring people. Angry people. Angry people with a vendetta against me. Angry people with a vendetta against me who are extremely capable with a sword or knife, or who have good contacts with excellent assassins. Goats."

29. What are you most afraid of?
"Originally I would say dying, but I've had so many near-death experiences recently that it's actually beginning to lose its hold over me. Aside from that, I would probably say being forced into marriage with an incredibly ugly and inept, angry nun who won't let me be a lazy twat."

30. Have any secrets?
"Ohh~ wouldn't you like to know?"

31. Name your worst habits?
"I wouldn't say I had any. I mean, sure, my sisters are always complaining about my attitude, the maids are always complaining about how messy I am, all the husbands and wives of the surrounding area complain of my midnight soirees with their partners, and my father is always chiding me about my laziness. Honestly, I don't see a problem with any of it."

32. Any nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling?
"I think I mentioned previously my small problem of gambling... There's every possibility that I'm in trouble with a few men regarding heavy debts... several, actually..."

33. Have any of you ever done illegal things knowingly (don't include petty things like jaywalking)? What were they?
"...No... Of course not... *beads of sweat appear on his brow*"

34. Are you one to hold a grudge? 
"Truthfully, I don't see the point in grudges. Unfortunately, I can't seem to persuade everyone else to feel the same way..."

35. What do you do when you're upset?
"Indulge in pleasurable carnal acts, wine, and food."

36. What's one thing that could potentially cause you to go into a blind rage?
"I'm not a very volatile person, but someone lying to me, blackmailing or framing me for something would probably get my blood boiling. I do all of those things to other people without regret, to be sure, but the fact that they would have the sheer audacity to do it to me? Outrageous!"

37. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
"Chores. Primarily, because they're disgusting and boring."

38. What's your preferred weapon of choice? 
"My outstanding wit and boyish charm."

39. What is your favourite colour?
"Right now? The hue of your eyes, the blush of your cheeks, the bloom of your lips... Love, I could not possibly choose."

40. Favourite drink?
"Oh, that is a very long list my friend."

41. Alright. What's your favourite food?
"Honey-glazed ham. Simple, but delicious."

42. What are your thoughts on pie?
"Give it to me."

43. What's your favourite ice cream flavour?
"What in the worlds is 'ice-cream'?"

44. Where are you from?
"A small stronghold surrounded by pigs and potato fields in the minuscule county of Delrow. I hate it."

45. What's your favourite place?
"The bedroom. The wine cellar. A bedroom in a wine cellar."

46. What's your least favourite place? 
"Anywhere with old women and revolting peasants."

47. Where do you wish you could be right now, regardless of whether it's real or not?
"Well, I admit there are many places I might choose... but none so tempting as your arms."

48. What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone?
"Why, their beauty, of course."
(aka Men: their abs, cheekbones or crotch; Women: their chest or ass)

49. What is your favourite season?
"Summer. The season of lovers lips over sun-kissed skin. Exotic and forbidden fruits. Mmm."

50. Do you believe in love at first sight?
"Do you?"

51. Gay, straight, or bi?
"I prefer women, but I have a tickling taste for men; I'm not prejudiced."

52. Are you interested in anyone?
"Depends: are you available tonight?"

53. What do you look for in a partner?
"I'm not fussy. So long as you're willing, my arms are open.
Just, don't push your luck."

54. What's your idea of a perfect date?
"I'm flexible to the wishes of the other..."

55. Are you single or taken?
"I'm free tonight."

56. Are you a virgin? 
*chokes on his wine* "Are you blind?"

57. Have you ever kissed anyone? If so, who was your first? Who was your last?
"How the bloody hell do you expect me to remember?"

58. What is your favourite thing to touch? 
"...Perhaps not in the presence of children, yes?"

59. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
"I value freedom. Marriage has crossed my mind, to be sure, but children is an absolute no. Horrible things. Disgusting little fleabags."

60. Have any family members?
"Two older sisters- demons, more like- and a grumpy old arse of a father. My mother is currently... indisposed."

61. Oh? How about pets?
"We have a pack of hounds, one which I was allowed to name. My horses..."

62. How many friends do you have?
"Tons. Billions. I am loved by all."

63. If the one you cared most about in your life were to somehow die today, how would you react and what would you do? 
"I-I... I don't know... What kind of a question is that, anyway? That's a tad personal, is it not?"

64. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"Other people look up to me, dear. Why should I aspire to anything more than myself?"

65. Do you hate anyone?
"...There is a long list... my sisters sit somewhere very near the top."

66. Who is your worst enemy?
"My ego and loud mouth. It tends to get me into a lot of trouble I could otherwise have avoided."

67. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
"Emotionally? lots. Mentally? Some. Physically? I punched a bloke in the face before. It, ah, didn't end well for me."

68. Ever... killed anyone before?
"Now listen here- I may be selfish, egotistical and slothful, but I would never kill anyone on purpose unless I truly had to. I'm not that much of a cold-hearted prick, I assure you."

69. Under what circumstances do you think killing someone justified, in general?
"When they're milliseconds from killing me. I don't like the idea of killing someone, but if they intend to mortally harm me then I'll be damned if I'm going to let them."

70. Are you wanted for anything? 
"I might have mentioned my gambling debts and womanising tendencies..."

71. Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? 
"Ahah... I wouldn't stand a chance."

72. What's one of your fondest childhood memories?
"Childhood was was one huge foul memory. Fondness does not apply to that time on my life. I owe that largely to the horrid hags who are my sisters."

73. If you could go back and change one thing about the past, would you? What would you change?
"Of course I bloody would! What kind of a question is that? Unfortunately, there's not one thing but an arse-load. I've made quite a few regrettable decisions in my life, let me tel you..."

74. What kind of animal are you most like?
"A majestic lion."

75. Do/did you go to school?
"...School?"

76. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"What the hell is that? Sounds... strangely alluring..."

77. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
"Let me just say, you won't be disappointed."

78. What's one phrase you overuse?
"'I' or 'me'. I tend to be a bit selfish at times."

79. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"Lake. Why in the worlds would I want to swim in the sea? It's bloody freezing, and filled with deadly fishy things besides!"

80. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 
"Who hasn't?"

81. How long can you stay under water?
"Longer than my sisters. I win that game every time."

82. Any fetishes?
"Would you like me to write you a list?"

83. Seme or uke?
"...I swear, sometimes you appear to be speaking in an entirely different language..."

84. Which do you like more, sad stories or happy stories?
"Do I sound like a depressing soppy mess to you? Happy stories. Who would want to listen to anything else?"

85. Camping or indoors?
"Indoors. Why would I want to sit in a cold dark field when I could be laying on a soft bed at home, surrounded by warm candles and women?"

86. Do you like to sing or dance? 
"I would say that I'm fairly proficient at both."

87. To what degree do you avoid risks and danger?
"Okay, I think it's time to admit it: I'm a complete coward. If it's avoidable, why would I choose otherwise? I'm not a complete fool!"

88. What makes you vulnerable? 
"Pah, I have no weaknesses. Hadn't we already gone over this in an earlier question about Mary-Sues? Vulnerability is not in my nature."
(aka he is very vulnerable, and although he tries to cover it up he is quite vulnerable emotionally)

89. Under what circumstance would you risk your own life for someone else? 
"Dammit, I hate it because I really do like living, but even if I hate the person I have this horrible urge to put my neck on the line to help them. Disgusting, isn't it? Eugh."

90. How would you describe your current adventuring companions to a friend you trust?
"Maniacs. All of them. Pure lunatics. *grabs your collar, eyes wide and anxious* Help me. Please."

91. What do you do to relax?
"Soft pillows. A warm room. A cask of wine. Some... entertainment."

92. What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?
"My good friend once said, 'always listen to my advice, or I'll kill you'. Good advice, that."

93. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
"I would say I am very good at talking my way out of trouble, love-making and running away. I wouldn't say I'm bad at many things, but lying, cooking and getting what I want is probably among them."

94. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
"Among adoring lovers, booze, and good friends. Heroic deaths are overrated, I say."

95. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
"Have a panic attack, cry, probably drink myself unconscious."

96. What's one word that best describes you?
"Radiant."

97. What would you do if you could meet your creator? 
"Who? My parents? God? Oh, you mean that sadistic teen that puts me through hell at every opportunity. I'd probably punch them in the face. I doubt it would end well, but it would be satisfying all the same."

98. What are your impressions about the other interviewees?
"If I met them, I'm sure I would hate them. Either that, or we would all have a lovely fling in a choice little tavern that I know of."

99. Do you even want to be here?
"Wait- did I actually have a choice? You're kidding me! I was threatened with a butcher's cleaver, goddammit!"

100. What do you spend most of your time doing?
"Apparently, answering pointless questionnaires against my will. Goodbye."

1. How long have you been on DeviantArt? 3 years.

2. What does your username mean? It's the name of my last dog, Fudge.

3. Describe yourself in three words. Crazy, shy, animal lover (that counts as a word, right? XD).

4. Are you left or right handed? Right.

5. What was your first deviation? Oh, wow, uh XD This thing, whatever that is.
   
    

6. What is your favourite type of art to create? Digital animal arty stuff.

7. If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? Photorealism.

8. What was your first favourite? The Giant Chibi Project.

9. What type of art do you tend to favourite the most? Recently, a ton of Loki stuff XD

10. Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist? I have so many! I can't choose!

11. If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be? I don't knooow! Any one of my friends on here.

12. How has a fellow deviant impacted your life? Made me want to draw more? Inspired me? XD

13. What are your preferred tools to create art? Pencil or photoshop.

14. What is the most inspirational place for you to create art? Outside, sitting on my doorstep or something.

15. What is your favourite DeviantArt memory? Everything XD Making friends.

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Rules: 
1.) You must post these rules
2.) Answer the ten questions the person who tagged you made and make up your own 10 questions for the people you tag to answer.
3.) Choose ten people and put their icons on this journal (heh, no)
4.) Go to their pages and inform them
that they have been TAGGED! 
5.) Not something stupid like 'you are tagged if you read this'
6.) You have to legitimately tag 10 people (how about I legitimately sit here and do nothing)
7.) No tag-backs (you're no fun )
8.) Can't say, no tags
9.) Everyone that has been TAGGED must make a journal entry
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Questions:
1. Hello ( best question ever, give me an oscar! XD )
OK *hands you an oscar* ...wait... THAT OSCAR IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!! *takes back and gazes lovingly at it*
2. How are you?
Awesomely disappointing.
3. Are you a gamer? ( If you are then I love you :3 )
Meh... not really. I'm more a movie kind of person- WAIT, YOU DON'T LOVE ME?!?!?! B-B-BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! *gross sobbing. Uses hamster as a tissue*
4. What's your fave game ( If you don't like games then........ umm.. what's your fave food? XD )
Game... hmm... staring creepily into space.
5. What's your fave cat breed?
Dogs.
6. What's you fave thing to draw?
ALL THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!! In short- dogs.
7. Do you like cookies? 
Don't we all?
8. Do you like me? :3
Let me think... the pigeon says yes.
9. What's you fave type of music?
The music of nature *prances around in a meadow with the sun shining*
10. I'm sorry for tagging you, will you forgive me?
I'll forgive you when birds fly.

My Questions:

1. Do you like waffles?
2. What would you do if you were told that the porpoise in the corner of you room was about to implode at any moment?
3. Hush. No tears. Only dreams now. On the topic of dreams, why is there a guy staring in through your window?
4. Oh, right. Makes sense. What would be the worst thing that could ever happen to you at this very moment in time?
5. Why do you have eyebrows?
6. Oh wait, it's just a moustache on your forehead. Why do you have a moustache on your forehead?
7. That's nice. Can I use your shower? I want to plant a bomb in the drainage system.
8. Dumbledore or Gandalf?
9. I bet it's because he has a beard. Do you have a beard fetish or something?
10. Any last thoughts?

I'm tagging:

OK, so I was talking with three other people and our chat kinda turned into a role play thing...

Hey, so I'm doing commissions right now, and I was just wondering how much people would pay for them? I'm selling them at 20 each right now, but ideally I'd like to get a little more for them (not a lot, just a little). What's the average price someone would pay for one of these???